Uliseo — Never lose another hair transplant enquiry
For independent hair transplant clinics

Zero unanswered leads.

Every enquiry your clinic receives — website chat, Instagram DM, WhatsApp, missed call — answered in under 10 seconds. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, in every language your patients speak.

Live in under 7 days. No new software to learn. No change to how you work.

We'll test your current response times live on the call. Most clinics find out something uncomfortable.

Typical clinic reply time 36:33:00
Uliseo reply time 00:00:08
Measured on a real enquiry sent to a European clinic on a Sunday night, and on the assistant running on this page.
Try it

Don't take our word for it. Test it right now.

The assistant on this page is the same one your patients would speak to. It's live. Try to catch it out.

It won't diagnose you and it won't quote you a graft count — that's your surgeon's job, and we built it that way on purpose.

Ask it what a patient would ask, in whichever language you like:

  • How much for 3,000 grafts?
  • ¿Cuántos días tengo que quedarme en la ciudad?
  • Is it painful? How long before I can go back to work?
  • Can I book a consultation for next Thursday?

THEN LOOK AT THE CLOCK.

  • Live in 7 days
  • EU-hosted data
  • GDPR-compliant
  • No long-term contract
  • Built only for hair restoration
The problem

Your next patient is already talking to someone else.

A man decides, on a Sunday night, that this is the year he does something about his hairline.

He finds three clinics. He messages all three.

The first one to answer him is the one he books with. Not the best surgeon. Not the best results. The one who answered.

Enquiry sentSUN 22:34
ReadMON 09:12
First replyTUE 11:07
Time to answer36h 33m
What it costs

In numbers you recognise.

30 / 100

Out of every 100 enquiries your clinic receives, around 30 contact a competitor before you reply.

5–6

Patients a month, at a typical conversion rate. Not leads. Patients.

€20,000

Roughly what that's worth, every month — and none of it appears anywhere in your reports.

These patients never became leads. They never entered your CRM. They never appeared in a no-show column. They simply went somewhere else, quietly, while you were in surgery.

Calculator

How much is a slow reply costing you?

Three answers, and you'll have a number. It's usually larger than clinics expect, and it's the number we're paid to shrink.

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The solution

One system. Every channel. Under 10 seconds.

Uliseo sits on top of the channels you already use and answers first — instantly, in the patient's language, at any hour.

💬 Website chat

Answers, then books

Grafts, technique, pricing ranges, recovery. Books the consultation directly into your calendar.

📸 Instagram DMs

Where they actually write

Most of your enquiries arrive here. Answered in seconds, including at 1am.

🟢 WhatsApp

The international channel

Qualifies, answers, follows up. The channel your travelling patients prefer.

📞 Missed calls

Nothing left hanging

Every unanswered call triggers an immediate text back and a callback.

🎙️ Voice reception

Picks up when nobody can

Evenings, weekends, lunch, or when the line is busy.

🗃️ Dormant enquiries

Wakes up your archive

Everyone who asked six months ago and never heard back. Most clinics sit on thousands.

📅 No-shows

Booked means attended

Automated reminders across SMS, WhatsApp and email, so consultations actually happen.

A real exchange

Three minutes, on a Tuesday night.

This is a consultation booked while the clinic was closed and everyone in it was asleep. Notice where the assistant stops, and who it hands the patient to.

WhatsApp · new enquiry TUE 23:47
Hi — how much for 3000 grafts?23:47:02
Hi! For 3,000 grafts we're usually in the €3,400–€4,600 range, depending on whether you go FUE or DHI. Are you looking at a date already, or still comparing clinics?23:47:10 · 8s
Still comparing. Do I even have enough donor hair? I'm about a Norwood 5.23:48:41
That one's for the clinical team — I'd never guess about someone's hair. Dr Aydin reviews photos himself before every consultation. Shall I put you in his diary this week?23:48:47 · 6s
Thursday evening works23:49:55
Booked — Thursday 18:30, video call with Dr Aydin. Confirmation is on its way here, and I'll remind you Thursday morning. See you then.23:50:14 · 9s
TOTAL 3M 12S 1 CONSULTATION BOOKED 0 STAFF AWAKE
Boundaries

What Uliseo will never do.

  • 01It never gives medical advice. It qualifies and books. Every clinical question goes to your team.
  • 02It never diagnoses, never quotes a graft count, never promises a result. Those are yours to give.
  • 03It never hides. Patients are told they're speaking with a clinic assistant, and can reach a human at any moment.
  • 04It never pretends to be your surgeon.

Your reputation took years to build. Nothing we install puts it at risk.

Onboarding

Live in 7 days. Your time: about 90 minutes.

Days 1–2

Connection

We connect your website, Instagram, WhatsApp and phone line. Nothing changes for your team. Nothing changes for your patients.

Days 3–5

Training

One call, less than an hour. We record how your clinic answers: your techniques, your price ranges, your consultation process, what you will and won't discuss before a consultation. The assistant learns your clinic, not a generic script.

Days 6–7

Go live

We test every channel, at every hour, in every language. Then we switch it on and watch the first week closely.

From day 8, you do nothing. You just see more consultations in your calendar.

Why us

Built for one thing only.

We don't work with dentists, gyms, law firms or restaurants.

We work with independent hair transplant clinics — surgeon-led practices of one to five practitioners across Europe and the Gulf. That's it.

Which means the assistant already knows what FUE, DHI and Sapphire are. It knows what a Norwood scale is. It knows why someone asks about donor density, and why "how much for 3,000 grafts" is never a simple question.

Your patients won't be the ones training it.

Pricing

Founding clinic programme

We're taking on three founding clinics.

Founding clinic
€697 / month

Locked for as long as you stay with us. Setup €500, one time. After the founding places are filled, the price is €997 per month.

  • All channels: chat, Instagram, WhatsApp, missed calls, voice
  • Dormant enquiry reactivation
  • No-show reminder sequences
  • Live in under 7 days
  • No annual contract — 30 days' notice, any time
  • Your data and patient records stay yours
Book a 15-minute demo

In exchange, we ask for two things: your honest feedback, and — if the numbers are good — permission to share them.

FAQ

Questions surgeons actually ask.

Will my patients know they're talking to an AI?

Yes — and that's deliberate. The assistant introduces itself as your clinic's assistant and never pretends to be a surgeon or a nurse. In practice, patients care far more about getting an answer at 11pm than about who typed it. What damages trust is being deceived, not being helped quickly.

Does it give medical advice?

No, and this is a hard limit rather than a setting. The assistant answers logistical and commercial questions — technique, general price ranges, travel, recovery time, availability — and books consultations. Anything clinical is handed to your team with the full conversation attached. It never diagnoses, never estimates graft counts, and never promises a result.

What about GDPR? These are health enquiries.

Data is hosted in the EU. We sign a data processing agreement with every clinic before go-live, and we're processors acting on your instructions — you stay the controller. Chat consent notices are built into every channel. We don't store clinical photographs; when a patient sends one, it goes straight to your team without being retained by the assistant.

Health data is special-category data under Article 9 GDPR, and rules vary by country. We'll give you our full documentation so your own legal advisor can review it before you sign anything.

Do I have to change my CRM or my booking system?

No. Uliseo sits on top of what you already run and writes into your existing calendar. If you'd rather consolidate everything into one inbox later, we can — but it's not a condition of starting.

Which languages does it handle?

It replies in the language the patient writes in — including English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Arabic and Turkish. For clinics taking international patients, this alone tends to recover enquiries that were previously going unanswered.

What if a patient wants to speak to a human?

They ask, and it happens immediately. The conversation is handed to your team with everything already collected — no repeating themselves, no starting over.

How is this different from the chatbot my web agency installed?

Three ways. It covers Instagram, WhatsApp and your phone line, not just the website widget. It's trained on your specific clinic rather than on a generic template. And it books directly into your calendar instead of collecting an email address for someone to follow up on later. Most website chatbots create a second queue that also goes unanswered.

Won't automated follow-ups annoy my patients?

They would if they were badly written. The sequences are spaced deliberately, they stop the moment someone replies or books, and they stop permanently the moment someone asks. We can show you every message before it ever goes out.

What if it says something wrong?

You see every conversation, and you can correct it in one message to us. In the first two weeks we review the transcripts with you and tighten the boundaries. Topics you'd rather it never touched simply get switched off — it will say a member of the team will follow up, and one will.

Do I need to do anything technical?

You need to give us access to your accounts and spend less than an hour telling us how your clinic works. That's the whole ask.

What if it doesn't work for us?

Thirty days' notice, at any point, for any reason. No annual contract, no exit fee, no conversation about why.

Who owns the patient data?

You do. Always. If you leave, you export everything and it's deleted from our side within 30 days.